It’s just me, flying though the air and skidding through the mud on my lunch break yesterday.
Yes folks, the 2012 running season has officially began.
How can I tell you this with such confidence?
That would be because I done biffed it good
It happened so fast but I can tell you that through my peripheral vision at one point I actually saw both of my legs. How is that even possible??? The remainder of the fall looked like I was sliding for home base, bases loaded, in super slow motion.
The worst part?
Not the fact that there were about 25 walkers and runners who witnessed it, though that was cringe-worthy.
No, the worst part was having to go around THE ENTIRE lake with brown and green skid marks all along the front of my body AND then hearing “whoa, she obviously wiped out” for about 30 consecutive minutes
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
I wasn’t physically hurt as I’ve grown quite accustomed to falling when running it seems but my ego was quite badly bruised.
Not that I LIKE falling, I’m just saying, I much prefer kissing the pavement at 5:00 AM, you know, when no one is awake to see it
I would like to tell you that I started my day with a redemption run…but I cannot.
I DID however do Leslie Sansone’s 3 Fast Miles workout, FALL FREE I might add
Breakfast was a delicious bowl of Optimum Slim, blubes, rasps, nanners and soy milk!
I would like to tell you that at lunch today I went out for a redemption run…but again, I cannot
I DID however eat this rainbow and enjoyed every bite.
Today’s rainbow tasted like a portobello mushroom burger topped with red pepper hummus, romaine lettuce and tomato with yellow pepper and grilled asparagus.
Suck on THAT Skittles
I sat down to break bread with one of the Advisors in our office and he had CHERRIES!!! I’ve been very anxiously awaiting the arrival of cherry season so when I saw his cherries I had to ask where he found them! I even dropped an F bomb which I think shocked him What can I say? I’m serious about my fruit
He was a doll and shared. Dessert:
Tonight I am looking forward to a blissful hour of yoga followed by a tea date with a new yoga friend!
Stay vertical my friends.